Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Don't worry, I'll get it! But first I have to kill my mother.

No, the title isn't a play on ANYTHING. Nor is it a joke. It actually happened 10 miles away from Colorado Springs, CO this past weekend.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26909974/

I just have to say this: Guys, you don't have to buy EVERYTHING for your girlfriend. When it gets to the point where you have to get her breast implants... I mean, really, you can't figure out by then that SOMETHING is wrong?

And don't think I forgot: Girls, if you boyfriend wants to buy you breast implants... beat the living snot out of him, and run. Any guy that's supposed to love you should love YOU. Not anything sized about you.

What possessed this guy to feel that he needed to KILL his mother to get money to get his girlfriend plastic surgery!? What ever happened to a good ol' fashioned lemonade stand, or working at the local burger joint?

The simplicity of life has left us! Enter the reign of terror, for all must fear the new generation known as: Generation Text!

Sadly, I am a part of this generation. However, I think you ALL will be pleased to know, I'm not as spoiled as to ask someone else to buy me something as UNNECESSARY as plastic surgery! If I had that much money... I'd actually buy something useful.

Like tuition for COLLEGE!

Maybe that's their problem...


On a lighter note... a note I have to include... Feel free to check out my little website, containing (but not really full of) awesome things about me!
http://fileserver.art.utah.edu/~ahale/Ashleys_Site/Ashleys_Site.html

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