As many wrongfully weird things as there are in the world, I can always count on a few to make me laugh.
Or a "phew!" in this case.
Bad puns aside, just read this.
I was trying my darnedest not to just bust out laughing as hard as I could when I read this, as I was in a computer lab at the time. However, now? I am howling with laughter.
Not only is the situation stupendously funny, the way the dialogue is written sounds like a bad elementary school argument. And now, if you will, in my own words:
He farted at me!
Nuh-uh! My tummy hurt, and he wouldn't let me go potty!
Yeah, well... he was being mean and wouldn't play right!
I needed my inhaler and you wouldn't let me go get it!
You're wrong! That's not what happened!
Is so!
Well, you still hit me, so you still get a time out! Nyah!
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Alas, that IS what our world is coming to. And I'm going to report it all one day, when I'm a journalist, and LAUGH! And yes, I will still laugh when it is me in that spot, acting like a prepubescent delinquent, because I feel that I would have deserved to be laughed at.
Offensive odor... Riiiiight. But seriously, kids... don't drink and drive. You'll get a tummy ache, and go to jail for farting.
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